it said" PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I WILL TURN INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BRIDE FOR YOU". The man stood there and looking around and the frog once again said " PICK ME UP AND KISS ME AND I WILL TURN INTO A BEATIFUL YOUNG BRIDE FOR YOU". The man bent over and picked the frog up and stuck it in his pocket. The frog asked why did you stick me in you pocket when I said " IF YOU WOULD KISS ME I WOULD TURN INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG BRIDE FOR YOU" The elderly mand said to the frog that he already had enough problems.
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My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "You gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but we cannot do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
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Patch upon patch a hole in the middle tell the answer to
this riddle and I will give you a gold fiddle.
Ans: A brick chimney.
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What do you call two needles?
A pair of twinds.
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I over heard a couple of gals talking about sewing and how her DH wanted to know if
she every knew if there was a bad time to sew? My answer to him would be NEVER
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Here's where you will enjoy a laugh or two.
Today the ladies are gathered around in there sewing circle and exchaning ideas. When one of the older member pipped up and asked " Do you know what the last words that Alice spoke as she was taking her last breath?"
Another gal pipped up and saide I can not begin to imagine what she would have said on her death bed.
Noni spoke up and said "knowing Alice It would be hard to say". Then Joan pipped up and said with all here wonderful wool fabric and her love for hooking rugs she must have said " Let me hook one more row before I go".
With that I shall say Good bye until the next good laugh.
Good Night